August 15, 2011

• Hard Preaching

   

  The You’re Stupid Sermon!

  Now let me tell you why you’re stupid! I have six points to tell you why exactly you’re stupid.
  1. Just plain and simple, there is nothing to it, you are just plain stupid!
  2. Sin is stupid, you sin, therefore you are a sinner, thus you’re stupid.
  3. I’m stupid and you’re listening to me for “advice” therefore, you’re stupid. 
  4. Now when you are in a room with a two year old, you may be smart, but when you are in a room with an infinite and all knowing God, guess what!?! You’re stupid!
  5. Intrinsic or similar to point number 2 where you are a sinner because of your acts and because of your doing, even more so, you are not only a sinner because of what you do but by your condition and by your nature, therefore, it’s by your natural condition that you are stupid. 
  6. You choose to worship the creation over the Creator, to cherish the gifts above the Giver, you forsake the Greatest Thing in all the universe (the thing that you were made for) for crap. That my friend makes you horribly horribly stupid. 
  But praise God, that even though we are too stupid to ever understand our need for Him and to ever call upon His name; He is faithful and good, and its by His grace and His mercy and His love that we stand before Him unashamed. Not because of anything that you or I have done, but because what Jesus Christ has done. It’s undeniable that you’re stupid, but Christ came to save the stupid sinners. Soli Deo Gloria!

   

   

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